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Santa, Why So Horny?

by Trentacles

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Another Christmas, another unsolicited email from Trentacles with another sleazy Seasonal Classic about Santa. Once again, I drew up a terrible cover for the track, and here we are... Merry Christmas.

When prodded to write something, Trentacles wrote this:

"I’ve got to be honest. Santa gives me the horn. It’s not that I want to mount him per se, rather I wish I could be him and wander around people’s houses in the middle of the night, eat their food, rearrange their stuff, leave a few presents, and watch them sleep for a while. It feels pretty intimate. Imagine all the random sex dungeons and kinky shit you would see. Anyway Merry Christmas and lots of love from your good friend Trentacles"

Make of that what you will. Free download, and happy sleazy Santa times to you and yours.

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released December 20, 2023

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