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The Christmas Man

by Trentacles

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This song is for Christmas Day, when the parents have handed out all the presents to their ungrateful spawn who will one day put them in a nursing home. Everyone has eaten too much, the kids are in bed fast asleep and all the adults in the house are sneaking a few cheeky nips of their favourite white spirit. They decide to move all the furniture into the centre of the lounge room, set it on fire, rip off their clothes and dance around naked as they sing this song. Some of them try to smear faeces on each other. But that feels like they are taking things a few steps too far.

Merry Christmas from Trentacles.

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This one just got sent to us, once again without consent, and this year Trentacles has magically created an almost wholesome ode to the spirit of Christmas. Almost. As annoying as Trentacles seems to be, they sure do have a knack for an earworm. Play this at your Office Xmas Party and wait til it knocks Mariah from the top of the Xmas Tune Pile.

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released December 22, 2022
Everything done by Trentacles
Cover by Bad Laser

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